When I see my boss drunk

whatshouldwecallme:

  • Me every night: I can have exactly 7 hours 23 minutes and 48 seconds of sleep if I fall asleep right now.

1mew:

my love is like a candle, if you forget me, i will burn your fucking house down

(via gingahhh)

nanner:

internetfeet:

People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t

Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”

And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”

“Goodbye friends I am gone” and then proceeds to rip the wallpaper from the walls.

(via starlightharmony)

(Source: sabrinacaps, via starlightharmony)

barksysofetch:

BEST SASS FROM THE BBMA’S THIS YEAR!!!!

(Source: xelamanrique, via fuckyeahloldemort)

earthnation:

my heart is full of hate and swag

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

When someone says something bad about me

whatshouldwecallme:

In high school:

Now:

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